Me: Mom, what’s wrong with you?
Mom: I just think the Roman guy is hot.
Me: What about dad?
Mom: We’re not talking about dad now, we’re talking about the Roman guy.
Good night guys I am dead.
Mom: Wait where is his underwear?
Mom: His underwear! He suppose to wear underwear!
Me: Mom not all guys wrestle in underwear…
Mom: Yes they do! He suppose to wear underwear! Its the fucking rules right?!?!
Guys…. Please help me! She’s driving me crazy!!!
Mom: Who the fuck is that?
Mom: Wait he likes women?
Me: Mom please…
For fuck sakes can somebody help me!